See, my sister and I each got a bean plant as a present from our mom in January.  They're "magic beans", like you can order from a catalogue, that have a little message branded onto the seed pod.  Don't judge us ( Read more... )

Gentle readers, let me tell you a story ( Read more... )

Well, life has lately been long on income-earning opportunities and decidedly short on fun, but let me pull up something from the old cranial DVR for an evening's entertainment.

In fact, let me tell you the Tale of the Tilting Tower.

( By ogrish standards, Oh was something of a disappointment. )